Friday, July 31, 2009

Chunky but funky: Kelly Clarkson

People be giving ol' girl a hard time for going back to her pre-pop star ways and rocking the late-nite drive-thrus like they're going out of style.

Yup, the Kellster is packing on the pounds like crazy these days, but some of us ain't mad at her for it.

She's not exactly my dreem gurl or anything, but lordy lord would I ever get all up in that double-wide fat XXL ass. You know she could take a serious pounding and come back for more.

Have a Bacon Double-Cheeseburger on me, baby. There are plenty of dudes that would be eager to churn your yummy voluptuousness like butter.

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