
Showing posts with label jelly belly. Show all posts
Showing posts with label jelly belly. Show all posts
Monday, March 8, 2010
Saturday, October 10, 2009
I should have been there

I’m review this new DVD I got in the mail today: “Dirty Horny Orgies.” It’s got scenes from various orgy flicks produced by the Evasive Angles company. Good stuff.
One of the scenes is from “Big Phat Wet Ass Orgy.” During the introduction, we meet the bevy of big-bootied babes that are about to get boned by a bunch of big black dicks. It’s the usual selection of black and white hoes with nice asses. Then they pan over to a nearby Jacuzzi, where one of the dudes is chilling with these two super-fine white girls. One is just thick, maybe on the chubby side: Kimmie Lee. But the other is this large and in charge hunk of sexual dynamite called Glory Foxxx. She’s got massive tits and an equally big smile. And to me, she’s the hottest of the bunch.
So it kind of pisses me off that she’s barely in the scene. I mean, she gets some screen time. But not nearly enough for me. The worst is that there’s a long stretch leading up the scene-ending cum shots where she’s alone on the end of a couch, diddling her clit and pinching her own nipple.
But if I was there, woo boy. I’d have been all up in that chunky goodness like there was no tomorrow. I love me some Glory Foxxx. Between her and Kimmie Lee, forget about it. Toss in a hotel room and an 8-ball of cocaine, and we're talking one hell of a fun lost weekend.
So much so that I just ordered a copy of “Roly Poly Gangbang #9,” which promises a bevy of big-bellied white girls (including my beloved Glory Foxx) getting black dick from all sorts of angles. I can’t fucking wait.
Monday, September 14, 2009
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
Thursday, August 6, 2009
nerve personals

The world is asleep today.
I think it has something to do with the holy crash override that occurred on Twitter today.
It was akin to taking away a baby’s bottle. So, so much crying!
But even though it has come back, everything is so fucking quiet today.
Is it a mass temper tantrum, and everyone is off somewhere pouting in a corner, backs turned to their computers?
Or is it that no one really cares anymore, and I’m all alone out here in this digital desert?
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Once I met a woman online that came over to my apartment. I opened the door and she was almost as tall as me, and what the kids would call "fat." But to quote Bret Michaels, I found her to be 'smokin' hot.'
We smoked marijuana and made out and eventually she put my dick in her mouth, even though she said she wouldn’t. We became vicious lovers for months.
There was a summer day when I went over to her house and fucked her on her hardwood living room floor with the doors and windows wide open. An older Mexican lady saw us from the sidewalk. She stopped and watched impassively for a surprisingly long time. She never said or did anything. Just watched. At some point we just ignored her.
When I finished all over the babe's face, I noticed that the old lady was gone.
This girl was so crazy. Her only deal was that she would never do coke with me. But I wasn't fucking with blow so much back then. Besides, with a dirty girl like her, I didn't need it.
One time she wanted me to fuck her while she suspended herself in mid-air by bracing her feet on either side of a doorway. I stood on a chair and boned her from behind. Eventually she was on her knees in the bathroom where I surprised her by sticking it deep into her ass.
When we were finished, there was a smear of shit on the end of my dick.
“That’s what you get for fucking me up the ass without warning” she deadpanned. “But I like it better that way.”
Friday, July 31, 2009
Chunky but funky: Kelly Clarkson

Yup, the Kellster is packing on the pounds like crazy these days, but some of us ain't mad at her for it.
She's not exactly my dreem gurl or anything, but lordy lord would I ever get all up in that double-wide fat XXL ass. You know she could take a serious pounding and come back for more.
Have a Bacon Double-Cheeseburger on me, baby. There are plenty of dudes that would be eager to churn your yummy voluptuousness like butter.
Saturday, July 25, 2009
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
Even on the darkest night when empty promise means empty hand

I just cannot pull it together today.
I left all sorts of essentials behind when I went to work this morning, and had to leave the office to retrieve them. Because there’s no way I’m going through a full day of work without being able to blast my brain with sweet sweet muzik.
Right now it’s classic Duran Duran. The song is called “Lonely in Your Nightmare.”
I can remember a time when listening to this particular song made me feel so sophisticated. Between the swirly whirly synthesizers and nonsensical lyrics, I just knew that it all meant something very deep and cosmopolitan. It sounded like impossibly thin, beautiful people doing cocaine on a yacht docked in the south of France--basically the exact opposite of my life at the time.
I connected with an old “friend” on Facebook today. And yes, it’s a she.
She lives in my hometown, where I’m going to visit next month. On a lark, I sent her a pretty provocative email, saying how good she looked in her most recent photos and how much I’d like to spend some time when I got into town. I was feeling cavalier, what can I say?
It took her a couple of days to respond, so I was sure she’d been put off by the aggressive nature of my message. But then today I get a very sweet note from her saying that she’d love to see me, and to give her plenty of notice.
This particularly female, ironically enough, is of the larger variety. Tall, thick and with massive breasts that literally call out to me in the prettiest voices (they sound a lot like Linda Ronstadt in the mid-‘70s) to suck on them gently.
While this woman and I used to flirt wildly, we never hooked up. That is going to change when I see her next month. My penis is doing that weird pulsing thing it does when it knows it’s going to visit some uncharted territory. Hottt.
Thursday, July 2, 2009
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
Chloe Marshall, Miss Surrey 2008

Uuuuunnnnnnnnnnhhhhhhhh...(the sound of me cumming on her picture).
This lovely lass reminds me of the joys of high-grade marijuana and a couple of tubs of Ben & Jerry's ice cream. A long weekend in a resort hotel with this red-hot slab of heat would be too much fun. You know skinny bitches would be talking shit, while their men would be hiding the involuntary hard-ons when she walked by. Uh huh, yeah. I just hope that there's a man somewhere in the world that is working that ass OUT. I mean getting all up in those guts and churning that shit like butter. I am jealous of that man.

Chubby chasing tendencies

What can I say? I like a big bitch. There's nothing quite like the sensation of slapping up against a big, round belly while you're fucking a hot mamacita. Like these three--oh man I could have a field day with this buffet of belly. Hmmmmm good.

Labels:
Big tits,
chubby,
chunky but funky,
fat ass,
jelly belly
Thursday, June 18, 2009
Giving thanks for the bounty that is Salena Castro

The next time I snort a rail of premium blow off of a chick's tits, I'm holding out for a pair something like these. Mmmmmmmmmm.
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
Saturday, June 13, 2009
Chunky Pool Party (Skin Tight)

I knew this DVD would be lame. But it was so cheap I thought I'd take a chance just in case it wasn't. Oh well.
I mean, I like big chicks. We've made that perfectly clear. But the bitches in this video are just sloppy and pretty hit-up.
Zarah Stone, The babe in the first scene looks OK, but then you see her big belly and all of those stretch marks. It looks like she just had a kid. Plus the scene is just so uninspired. She gets fucked by this weird French guy next to a swimming pool. There are some kind of hot moments when he's giving it to her doggy and pulling her hair, but nothing special. During the behind the scenes footage, it's revealed that it pissed her off when he gave her a couple of light slaps to the face.
The next scene is a sloppy black chick named Skyy with floppy tits. The scene is eh. Her tits jump nicely during fucking. I pretty much skipped over it. Sorry.
Ginger Jones, the slut in the next scene is all messed up. Just really fat, with a big hanging gut. Although she does get into her scene, and takes cock like a whore. She's the oldest of the bunch, and looks like she's vaguely Asian or something. When she's on her back getting drilled, she doesn't look that bad. In the behind the scenes section, you also see the movie's 'hostess,' Domenica Leoni, the only skinny chick in the whole thing, totally masturbating just off camera in what looks like an attempt to help the dude get off. Weird, but hot.
Next up is Grace, who is much more my speed. A classic short, fat chick with a big round belly. None of this sagging shit. She does a lot of cock-sucking in the pool house. It takes a while for her to bust out the nice chubby tits, but out they come. She looks fucking hot bent over the couch getting railed like a St. Bernard. Her Orca-sized ass is a real turn-on. I blew some lines and got some good strokes out of that part. She takes it real good on her back, too. She wears goggles when dude fires a sizable load on her mug.
Grace reminds me of this fattie I used to fuck a few years back. She was pretty big, but boy was she a nympho. She's the one chick in the world I've fucked up the ass (and it felt good, too).
She would let me do pretty much whatever I wanted to her. The fucking was great, but I couldn't really put up with her in general. I wasn't trying to be her boyfriend, and she eventually got sick of just being my fuck-toy.
Overall, this DVD works in a pinch. But it's pretty much the lamest pool party video I've ever seen.
Labels:
Chunky sluts,
jelly belly,
outdoor,
pool
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
two sexy-ass pics of Selena Castro


PS: I'm totally blowing lines and stroking my dick right now. As if you needed me to tell you that...
Labels:
Big tits,
fantasy girl,
fat ass,
jelly belly,
Salena Castro
I love a big bitch: Salena Castro

It's no secret that I love big-ass babes with massive tits and a nice round belly. That shit just turns me on. Not completely sloppy, just perfectly plump, like my new stroke queen Salena Castro.
This super-fine Latina is only featured in one DVD ("First Time Fatties #7"), but has a lot more credits online. Her tits are out of fucking control. And she has one of the most perfectly round jelly bellies I've seen in a while. I will be getting off to this sexy slut as much as possible!
Labels:
Big tits,
fat ass,
jelly belly,
Salena Castro
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