Orange juice jones

Summer is right around the corner...

I like Zach Venice photography

I should have been there

I’m perpetually amazed at my lust for the big women.

I’m review this new DVD I got in the mail today: “Dirty Horny Orgies.” It’s got scenes from various orgy flicks produced by the Evasive Angles company. Good stuff.

One of the scenes is from “Big Phat Wet Ass Orgy.” During the introduction, we meet the bevy of big-bootied babes that are about to get boned by a bunch of big black dicks. It’s the usual selection of black and white hoes with nice asses. 

Then they pan over to a nearby Jacuzzi, where one of the dudes is chilling with these two super-fine white girls. One is just thick, maybe on the chubby side: Kimmie Lee. 

But the other is this large and in charge hunk of sexual dynamite called Glory Foxxx. She’s got massive tits and an equally big smile. And to me, she’s the hottest of the bunch.

So it kind of pisses me off that she’s barely in the scene. I mean, she gets some screen time. But not nearly enough for me. The worst is that there’s a long stretch leading up the scene-ending cum shots where she’s alone on the end of a couch, diddling her clit and pinching her own nipple.

But if I was there, woo boy. I’d have been all up in that chunky goodness like there was no tomorrow. I love me some Glory Foxxx. Between her and Kimmie Lee, forget about it. Toss in a hotel room and an 8-ball of cocaine, and we're talking one hell of a fun lost weekend.

So much so that I just ordered a copy of “Roly Poly Gangbang #9,” which promises a bevy of big-bellied white girls (including my beloved Glory Foxx) getting black dick from all sorts of angles. I can’t fucking wait.

Objectification

Welcome to Miami

Sickness

Not my generally mental illness, but actual physical maladies.

They have besieged my body for the past week plus two days. And it's sucked. A lot.

I've somehow been able to drag my bedraggled body out and about town, but it's been hard. Especially the fatigue. I hate feeling so fucking tired all of the time. Sucks.

My brain has been especially tired. I've had to find a way to keep it running in somewhat top condition despite my illness, and that has taken quite a toll. But I've been able to keep things afloat at work, which is of tantamount importance to me.

While my porn/masturbation schedule hasn't slowed down that much (if at all!), I just haven't had the energy to say much about it. And you're welcome (ha).

And while Kanye West could very well be one of the world's biggest douche bags, I'm all about his bald-headed bitch of a girlfriend, Amber Rose. Those tits are simply outstanding, no pun intended.

Sand

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Shuper Shexy

I love this girl soooo much. I wish I could tell her, but I can't. Her bf would be pretty pissed, for one. But boy, would she ever be surprised to know how I feel about her. I'm surely the last guy she would ever imagine lusting after her hotness. Life, so full of little surprises.

Kim Kardashian makes me happy

As far back as I can remember, I've had mad love for Armenian/Persian/Middle Eastern women. Kim K just does it for me. From those big, doe-like eyes to other big parts of her anatomy, she's my kind of lady.

This is the 4th of July party I really want to attend. Kim K, next to a BBQ grill by the pool, all decked out in a bikini and ready to get freaky. Sigh.

Yay Alana Rae

I know, I know. I should've just manned up and went to Erotica LA this year. Oh well. It's all good. At least there are lots of photos like this lovely shot of Ms. Rae and her unfuckingbelievable titties. Yay, tits!

My kind of girl

The girl on the far left is a DJ. This pic was taken on an 8-day ‘swinger’s cruise.’ She was one of the DJs on the cruise. And that’s pretty much all I know about her.

Well, that and the fact that I’m totally in lust with her. She’s kind of my perfect girl. Nice plush body, thick lips and that look in her eye. Fuck, I’d love to be her date for the next cruise. Some dude is a seriously lucky bastard. Or maybe that dude needs to be me.

Chloe Marshall, Miss Surrey 2008

Uuuuunnnnnnnnnnhhhhhhhh...(the sound of me cumming on her picture).

This lovely lass reminds me of the joys of high-grade marijuana and a couple of tubs of Ben & Jerry's ice cream. A long weekend in a resort hotel with this red-hot slab of heat would be too much fun. You know skinny bitches would be talking shit, while their men would be hiding the involuntary hard-ons when she walked by. Uh huh, yeah. I just hope that there's a man somewhere in the world that is working that ass OUT. I mean getting all up in those guts and churning that shit like butter. I am jealous of that man.

Chubby chasing tendencies

What can I say? I like a big bitch. There's nothing quite like the sensation of slapping up against a big, round belly while you're fucking a hot mamacita. Like these three--oh man I could have a field day with this buffet of belly. Hmmmmm good.

And look at this side of fuck-candy. Whew. That looks like the best amusement park ride ever created. And yes, I am a filthy sex-pig.

Havana Ginger's greasy tits

Dirty, greasy, filthy and perfect.

Asia major

Now that was an interesting evening. The kind that remind me just how good I’ve got it in life right now. It’s taken a lifetime to achieve, but I’m here. It’s not exactly where I want to end up, for right now, it’s really good.

Of course, when your work allows one to sit across from an incredibly fine young Japanese girl trading pleasantries over dinner and drinks, it’s easy to feel good.

While I’m far from it, it feels like I work in the service energy. All smiles and handshakes, making people feel good, especially about me.

(*hold on while I snort this line*)

OK, where was I?

So this luscious little Asian honey inevitably did that girl thing of mentioning her boyfriend. I was fine with it. Not that I wouldn’t have enjoyed peeling her down to her tight little body and slowly licking her pussy until she screamed at the top of her lungs. That thought definitely crossed my mind a couple of times. I imagined spreading her out right there on the table in front of everyone, gently teasing her wet pussy with the tip of my big fat… you get the picture.

But it was all professionalism on my part. We played our respective roles well, and everyone left happy.

That’s when I headed back to the big bad city to meet my trusted drug dealer to get my hands on da goods.

Like I mentioned earlier, I wanted to stock up since he’s gonna be outta town for a while. But when he handed me the package, he made sure to mention that he’d put a little bonus in there for me. When I go home and opened it up, he’d thrown in close to an extra gram of blow. That’s when you know that either your drug dealer really appreciates your business, of that you’ve become one hell of a coke-snortin’, weed-smoking fiend. In my case, it’s a little bit of both.

(*OK, time for another line*)

The whole time I was sitting there with this girl, she reminded me of someone. But I just couldn’t place it. It was kind of making me crazy. Then, driving home, it hit me. She looked just like the girl that jerked me off at a massage parlor once.

I recently stated that I’d never had sex with an Asian woman. Well, that’s not entirely true.

A few years ago, I suffered a pretty brutal break-up. In the aftermath, I spent a lot of time getting really fucked up and doing fucked up things.

One Saturday I’d started blowing lines early in the afternoon. But the evening, I was high as fuck, and hornier than I’d been in a long time. I’d been watching porn, but it just wasn’t enough. That’s when I decided to take my first trip to one of L.A.’s notorious massage parlors.

I knew there was a place not too far from my apartment known for cute little Asian girls and happy endings. So my coked-out ass goes over there. I paid this older Asian woman $50 and she directed me to a small room, bare expect for a massage table and a dresser. She told me to strip and lay down under the towel. She left. I did what she said.

A few moments later, a gorgeous young Asian girl, no more than 19 or 20, walks in. She was slight, but had this rather massive set of obviously fake tits poking out from this weird dressing gown-like this she was wearing.

After a very quick and half-hearted back rub, she tapped me on the shoulder.

“You tip me for extra?” she asked sweetly. I was prepared. I handed her the $65 I’d been clutching in my hand. She counted it and sat in on the stool next to her. She motioned for me to turn over. She then unceremoniously squirted some lube on her hands, grabbed my cock and started stroking.

She had skills, and it didn’t take long for me to get rock-hard. She just kind of half-smiled at me as she stroked, allowing me to push back her dressing gown to fondle her tits.

A few minutes of this action and I was definitely ready to spew. She must’ve felt me tensing up, because just as I was about to cum she pointed my cock back at my stomach.

I’m sure it was the coke, but I was quick-thinking enough to grab my cock out of her hand and stroked it off right onto her left tit (she was standing over my on my left side as I lay on my back). A huge glob of it stuck, dripping down off of her nipple. She kind of sighed and wiped it off with a tissue, handing me a couple to wipe myself up. She stood there quietly as I got dressed, and walked me to the lobby. She turned and left without saying a word.

If I’m ever in a pinch for masturbatory material, memories of that encounter never fail to do the trick.

Alanah Rae looking fucking hot at Erotica LA 2009

A candid shot of Alanah Rae from Erotica LA 2009

two sexy-ass pics of Selena Castro

PS: I'm totally blowing lines and stroking my dick right now. As if you needed me to tell you that...

I love a big bitch: Salena Castro

It's no secret that I love big-ass babes with massive tits and a nice round belly. That shit just turns me on. Not completely sloppy, just perfectly plump, like my new stroke queen Salena Castro.

This super-fine Latina is only featured in one DVD ("First Time Fatties #7"), but has a lot more credits online. Her tits are out of fucking control. And she has one of the most perfectly round jelly bellies I've seen in a while. I will be getting off to this sexy slut as much as possible!