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I’m walking a lot now.

I was gonna buy a bike, but then realized I was just tempting death by tooling around L.A. on a bike. I’m scared enough when I’m protected from these asshole drivers when I’m behind the wheel of my military tank. There’s no way I’m risking life and limb on a damn bicycle. Plus I just don’t have the time to be driving somewhere just to ride one.

So I started taking these long walks from my house to…wherever.

This past weekend I was just getting started when I spied a cute little blonde up ahead. She looked like she’d just come from working out.

But despite her relatively diminutive size, honey was rocking the NICE big, bouncy butt.

I followed that ass for a good mile up the road. I was maybe a block behind her, so I don’t think she was ever any the wiser.

I finally thought to stop and snap a pic for posterity’s sake (ZING!).

Yet another perk of living in L.A.

Chunky but funky: Kelly Clarkson

People be giving ol' girl a hard time for going back to her pre-pop star ways and rocking the late-nite drive-thrus like they're going out of style.

Yup, the Kellster is packing on the pounds like crazy these days, but some of us ain't mad at her for it.

She's not exactly my dreem gurl or anything, but lordy lord would I ever get all up in that double-wide fat XXL ass. You know she could take a serious pounding and come back for more.

Have a Bacon Double-Cheeseburger on me, baby. There are plenty of dudes that would be eager to churn your yummy voluptuousness like butter.

Ideas for the 4th of July

Kim Kardashian makes me happy

As far back as I can remember, I've had mad love for Armenian/Persian/Middle Eastern women. Kim K just does it for me. From those big, doe-like eyes to other big parts of her anatomy, she's my kind of lady.

This is the 4th of July party I really want to attend. Kim K, next to a BBQ grill by the pool, all decked out in a bikini and ready to get freaky. Sigh.

Chubby chasing tendencies

What can I say? I like a big bitch. There's nothing quite like the sensation of slapping up against a big, round belly while you're fucking a hot mamacita. Like these three--oh man I could have a field day with this buffet of belly. Hmmmmm good.

And look at this side of fuck-candy. Whew. That looks like the best amusement park ride ever created. And yes, I am a filthy sex-pig.

two sexy-ass pics of Selena Castro

PS: I'm totally blowing lines and stroking my dick right now. As if you needed me to tell you that...

I love a big bitch: Salena Castro

It's no secret that I love big-ass babes with massive tits and a nice round belly. That shit just turns me on. Not completely sloppy, just perfectly plump, like my new stroke queen Salena Castro.

This super-fine Latina is only featured in one DVD ("First Time Fatties #7"), but has a lot more credits online. Her tits are out of fucking control. And she has one of the most perfectly round jelly bellies I've seen in a while. I will be getting off to this sexy slut as much as possible!