California Love

Hayley Williams of Paramore has something to show you

Happy extra days to party, get naked with strangers and eat like bastards

God bless America*

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Asa Akira by Van Styles

Kim Kardashian makes me happy

As far back as I can remember, I've had mad love for Armenian/Persian/Middle Eastern women. Kim K just does it for me. From those big, doe-like eyes to other big parts of her anatomy, she's my kind of lady.

This is the 4th of July party I really want to attend. Kim K, next to a BBQ grill by the pool, all decked out in a bikini and ready to get freaky. Sigh.

Word of the week: Slattern

It was used to hilarious effect in an episode of "True Blood" this season.

slattern

2 entries found.

1. ¹slattern (noun)
2. ²slattern (adjective)

Main Entry:

¹slat·tern

Pronunciation:

\ˈsla-tərn\

Function:

noun

Etymology:

probably from German schlottern to hang loosely, slouch; akin to Dutch slodderen to hang loosely, slodder slut

Date:

circa 1639

: an untidy slovenly woman ; also : slut, prostitute