Bukkake Monday

Man, that was a long one.

On the way home I called one of my marijuana dealers. He brought me an eighth of Bubba Kush that is sooo delicious. Got really stoned and took a quick nap.

Woke up, did some lines and dialed up Eskimo Tube. Found a bunch of nasty clips from "The Bang Van" series that really did the trick. Great group footage in a moving RV, with filthy girls sucking down beers and cocks. It was an incredibly relaxing bit of masturbation.

Julie Night is one down and dirty fuck-pig that gets me off. Her scene in "Bakers Dozen #2" with Missy Monroe and some other cock-sucker sucking off a whole bunch of dicks is a really hottt scene.

More "Bakers Dozen" heat, this time starring UK slut Alicia Rhodes.

But holy shit this slattern Melissa Julianna is amaaaazing. She sucks the cum out of well over a dozen dicks, each time spitting the mouthful into a cup. She made me cum in a major way.

Where can I find a whore like that?

Ex-gf called tonight. We made a date for the weekend. Over the course of the convo I found a way to piss her off. I always do. It's so fucking annoying. Whatever happened to women that aren't so g-d touchy? It's probably why we're not together anymore. It's like every little thing is so serious and offends her. Lame.

I think she kind of gets off on it. I remember we were having this one argument about sex. Somewhere in there she mentioned that if she wanted to get off she could always have sex with someone that doesn't like her very much. How fucked up is that? Maybe she wants me to be more abusive. The times when I would really pound her always seemed to really excite her.

I guess we'll find out this weekend.

Practice

Word of the week: Slattern

It was used to hilarious effect in an episode of "True Blood" this season.

slattern

2 entries found.

1. ¹slattern (noun)
2. ²slattern (adjective)

Main Entry:

¹slat·tern

Pronunciation:

\ˈsla-tərn\

Function:

noun

Etymology:

probably from German schlottern to hang loosely, slouch; akin to Dutch slodderen to hang loosely, slodder slut

Date:

circa 1639

: an untidy slovenly woman ; also : slut, prostitute

Trashy

This is Bobbi Starr at the 2009 Erotica L.A. Awards, after hours. She'd only need to lean forward ever so slightly for me to hike up that dress and start reaming her. Perfect. OK, maybe I'd grab a milk crate from under that table for better alignment. Then as we fucked, people would hand her their trash instead of putting it in themselves. If there's something in the trash she's handed that she fancies, like say some soggy French Fries, she wouldn't hesitate to scarf them down. She saves a couple of stale nachos for me to cum on, since the dude tossing them had scraped out all of the cheese whiz.

Sometimes

Sometimes I want to be the guy these girls beg for attention from. The guy that doesn't have to do anything but stand there as they each try to out-slut each other, fingering themselves, sucking on their own nipples, eventually turning their affections on each other.

All of this is done for you (or in this case, me). The observer, the one that holds a key to them finally feeling that ever elusive feeling, the one that's always just a line/shot/fuck/blowjob away.

I want to stand there laughing on the deck of a boat on Lake Havasu, drunk and sloppy, laughing as one in the middle falls to her knees, pulls out my cock and starts sucking on it. The one on the right joins her, as the older one on the far left starts whispering all kinds of nasty shit in my ear, calling me her filthy nigger and sinking her nails into the flesh of my ass. I save my cum for when my penis is buried to the hilt in hers. The crowd cheers as she takes it doggystyle, the other two girls smacking both sides of her ass raw.

Sometimes, I just want to be that guy.

Sexy tatted-up sluts @ Erotica LA 2009

Compulsion

This is a compulsion. The deep, dark debauched sex fiend that lives inside of me is coming out more and more. Usually he comes out to play whenever I score a bag of cocaine and start doing lines by myself in the living room. After I get pretty high, it's not long before I'm scouring the free internet porn sites for good gangbang and bukkake clips.

My favorite little porn piggie of the moment is one Cody Lane. This is her looking so deliciously fuckable. The very definition of Dirty White Snow Bunny. Oh, to do a massive rail off one of her fat-ass tits... these are the things that my very dirty dreams are made of right now.

I'm hoping that by indulging these compulsions (hence this pile of bile that I'm calling a blog) I can maybe work through them and put them behind me. Finally.

I mean, I have spent a better portion of today blowing rails here in the aforementioned living room. But it was just one of those days. I had to release a little pressure, and I have yet to muster the courage to actually hook up with any of these skanks I find trolling Craig's List late at night. More about that nonsense later as well.