Showing posts with label ex sex. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ex sex. Show all posts

Monday, July 20, 2009

Still got it


It became pretty clear that if I wanted to have sex with my ex, I was going to have to take action.

As my girl said in the movie “Bring it On”: “Be aggressive/Be/Be/Aggressive!”

So when she never called me last night after dinner, I called her. When she said it had gotten late and she was tired, I asked her if she was too tired for me to come over.

I had, after all, spent a good part of the afternoon blowing lines and stroking my cock to random porn DVDs—I was more than up for the real thing.

She said, no, she was not that tired.

I drove to her house and let myself in (girls have a tendency to give me keys to their homes. Go figure). I knocked on her apartment door to let her know it was me before going in.

She was on her bed in a simple nightgown. Very cute. I got on the bed with her and we started talking. Soon we started kissing. Clothing came off very quickly (God I LOVE her tits) and she pulled me on top of her.

She opened her vagina with her fingers and directed my penis inside.

There’s something oddly comforting and sad about ex-sex. It feels good, nice and easy. But it’s also bittersweet, when one remembers that this used to be uncharted territory, someone you lusted after and pursued and gave presents and complimented and flirted with until she was swept off her feet. Until all of that sweetness eroded under time, repetition, mismatched expectations, stupidity and boredom.

After fucking missionary, I pulled out so I could turn her over and go at it from the back (her favorite position). At one point we were standing next to the bed as I rutted her from behind.

This lasted for a few minutes before she flipped onto her back and wrapped her legs around mine. I pumped into her hard before pulling out and coming on her stomach.

We stayed there on the bed for a few more minutes. I got up and had some water.

It was maybe 10 minutes before I was mounted on her again, this time with her legs both up over my shoulders. The second fuck was much better than the first (which was pretty great). We went at it for a good half-hour before I couldn’t take it anymore and shot another surprisingly thick load on her face and tits.

And then we went to sleep.

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Bitches be snitchin


Like the Beatles, I should have known better with a girl like you. I used to think we were cool like that. But you’re too young to even know who Digable Planets are, so I guess it’s my own g-d fault.

Sure, it was inevitable that word would get around about what went down between a particular lady and myself. But you really didn’t need to hasten shit with by flapping your fucking trap.

It’s not like I still don’t want to fuck you. I always have and still do. You’ve confided in me just how nasty you like to get in bed (and other places hehehe), so I know exactly what’s going on in the dirty mind of yours. You’d probably never give me that sweet wetness that lurks between your burnished thighs out of some deluded sense of “friendship” or “loyalty,” and that’s too bad. Cuz with that thick ass and those big bouncing titties you’ve got going on up top, I’d be inspired to pull out all the stops to get you offfff. Hard. Now I get to augment that with a side order of grudge-fuck. Now everybody wins. And what happened to “I won’t say nothing to nobody?” Boo to you.

But until then, I’ve got some other ideas. For one, I’m going to fuck the stuffing out of that particular lady tomorrow night. We’re gonna go out, have a bunch of drinks. She’ll get drunk enough to suggest that we skip dinner and go back to my place. She’ll be all tired from another long week at work, so I’ll whip out the blow for a quick pick-me-up. And we both know what happens when she starts blowing lines--other things start getting blown with a quickness.

I’m predicting that not only will I be getting some of that ass tomorrow night, but there will be a nice doggystyled quickie on Saturday morn before she goes off on her merry way.

I wonder how long until THAT lil bit of information starts making the rounds.

I’ll be extra horny, as tonight’s proposed tryst with an out-of-left-field wildcard has been postponed until Monday.

Monday, July 13, 2009

Bukkake Monday


Man, that was a long one.

On the way home I called one of my marijuana dealers. He brought me an eighth of Bubba Kush that is sooo delicious. Got really stoned and took a quick nap.

Woke up, did some lines and dialed up Eskimo Tube. Found a bunch of nasty clips from "The Bang Van" series that really did the trick. Great group footage in a moving RV, with filthy girls sucking down beers and cocks. It was an incredibly relaxing bit of masturbation.

Julie Night is one down and dirty fuck-pig that gets me off. Her scene in "Bakers Dozen #2" with Missy Monroe and some other cock-sucker sucking off a whole bunch of dicks is a really hottt scene.

More "Bakers Dozen" heat, this time starring UK slut Alicia Rhodes.

But holy shit this slattern Melissa Julianna is amaaaazing. She sucks the cum out of well over a dozen dicks, each time spitting the mouthful into a cup. She made me cum in a major way.

Where can I find a whore like that?

Ex-gf called tonight. We made a date for the weekend. Over the course of the convo I found a way to piss her off. I always do. It's so fucking annoying. Whatever happened to women that aren't so g-d touchy? It's probably why we're not together anymore. It's like every little thing is so serious and offends her. Lame.

I think she kind of gets off on it. I remember we were having this one argument about sex. Somewhere in there she mentioned that if she wanted to get off she could always have sex with someone that doesn't like her very much. How fucked up is that? Maybe she wants me to be more abusive. The times when I would really pound her always seemed to really excite her.

I guess we'll find out this weekend.

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Boomerang


Is it me or does this happen to everybody? I'm starting to think that it does. Couples break up, but soon find themselves fucking again. Maybe they don't want to bother with finding somebody else, or they're unable to make it happen, or whatever. Women have told me they do it because it's comfortable, and they don't feel like a slut for fucking the guy they used to fuck.

"Why add to that number?" One such lady told me in confidence.

I don't think there's a girl I've seriously dated that I haven't been able to go back and fuck at least one more time. And it's about to happen again.

My now-ex—the one that dumped me recently—has been totally sniffing around again all of a sudden. I think her Spidey sense is on high alert now. I'm convinced that guys appear hotter to women when other women find them hot.

Today she's really been pushy with me. Finally she came out and said it—she wants me to fuck her asap.

Who am I to say no? It would just be uncivilized.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Two things


My ex is jonesing for some of this hot action right here. I can totally tell. She’s horny and wants me to give her a good pounding. Well, if I’m being honest, she’d probably let a number of guys fuck her right now. But I know her well enough to know that she isn’t ready to fuck anybody else yet. And no, I’m not fooling myself. Kudos to her if I am. Plus it would open all sorts of interesting doors between us. All I know is that Friday night, she’s opened the lane wide open to me. It wouldn’t take much for me to get up in that stuff. Back when we were having sex, it was always good sex. It wasn’t until the end that the fucking went south. I think a hot hook-up would do us both a world of good. We’ll see. Ah, I'm sure that after a couple of cocktails I'll be dragging her into the nearest dark corner. And more than a couple of cocktails will be consumed. Yay, pussy!

And two, tonight’s cum shot was courtesy of “Orgy World #10” (Evasive Angles). I’ve been a fan of the series since the first one, and this edition is among the best. There’s only one orgy on it, but it’s so overloaded with insanely hot bitches that it’s more than enough.

Since I’m trying to get to sleep earlier tonight, I just cut to the chase. All it took was the introduction of the girls and a good portion of the group blowjob scene for me to cum. And I came HARD tonight. I was watching this fine Asian slag blowing a thick black dick while my girl Victoria Lan is getting face-fucked right next to her. Man, the dick just kept throbbing with wave after wave of orgasmic deliciousness. Thank you, Vicky,