I love you, Kelly Wells

Still got it

It became pretty clear that if I wanted to have sex with my ex, I was going to have to take action.

As my girl said in the movie “Bring it On”: “Be aggressive/Be/Be/Aggressive!”

So when she never called me last night after dinner, I called her. When she said it had gotten late and she was tired, I asked her if she was too tired for me to come over.

I had, after all, spent a good part of the afternoon blowing lines and stroking my cock to random porn DVDs—I was more than up for the real thing.

She said, no, she was not that tired.

I drove to her house and let myself in (girls have a tendency to give me keys to their homes. Go figure). I knocked on her apartment door to let her know it was me before going in.

She was on her bed in a simple nightgown. Very cute. I got on the bed with her and we started talking. Soon we started kissing. Clothing came off very quickly (God I LOVE her tits) and she pulled me on top of her.

She opened her vagina with her fingers and directed my penis inside.

There’s something oddly comforting and sad about ex-sex. It feels good, nice and easy. But it’s also bittersweet, when one remembers that this used to be uncharted territory, someone you lusted after and pursued and gave presents and complimented and flirted with until she was swept off her feet. Until all of that sweetness eroded under time, repetition, mismatched expectations, stupidity and boredom.

After fucking missionary, I pulled out so I could turn her over and go at it from the back (her favorite position). At one point we were standing next to the bed as I rutted her from behind.

This lasted for a few minutes before she flipped onto her back and wrapped her legs around mine. I pumped into her hard before pulling out and coming on her stomach.

We stayed there on the bed for a few more minutes. I got up and had some water.

It was maybe 10 minutes before I was mounted on her again, this time with her legs both up over my shoulders. The second fuck was much better than the first (which was pretty great). We went at it for a good half-hour before I couldn’t take it anymore and shot another surprisingly thick load on her face and tits.

And then we went to sleep.

Last night’s cum shot: I gots some work to do

I didn’t post about last night’s blast-off, as I was studying a couple of new DVDs that showed up in the post yesterday.

Last week I discovered that Sensational Video sells their DVDs online for next to nothing. We’re talking brand new discs for as a low as 99 cents. And not just crappy, really old ones either.

Last week I ordered Big Black Dicks Dirty White Tricks 2 and All Amateur Video #34: Gangbangs Galore. The first one cost me a single buck, the latter was a whopping two. With shipping, the whole package was barely $10.

These tapes are nasty—and in the best way possible.

Let’s start with Big Black Dicks Dirty White Tricks 2. This DVD is pretty straightforward. Skanky, kind of regular looking white sluts getting banged by big-ass black dudes.

There are four scenes, each one pretty hot. I’m especially partial to a scene with “Friday.”

This whore has massive fake tits, and boy, does she ever get fucked by homeboy. Dude is big, with kind of a bear-belly, bald head and thick cock. These two get so into it, there are sequences where I swear they forget there’s even a camera there.

The guy is fucking Friday like she’s the love of his life. He “sets up shop” as I like to say in different positions and let’s her have for these long, drawn-out stretches.

She’s loving it, and comes twice. He eventually pumps her like crazy on the floor before oozing a chunky load down her face and tits.

There's another great clip of this black dude that looks to be in his mid-40s fucking this cute little blond with short hair called "Sunset Rivers." The best sequence is when he's reaming her like dog on the couch, and after and while she's like, "No, no, hold on."

The guy just looks at her and says, "Oh, yes, yes," and rams her for another good ten minutes before demanding that she "Come here" (he has to tell her twice) so he can shoot on her face.

That’s kind of the M.O. on this DVD. These give their girls some of the most thorough fucking I’ve ever seen in porn. Just real grimy, all up in that sweetness, behind-the-barn old-school boning.

These guys are my new fuck heroes, and there isn't a bad scene in the bunch.

As for last night’s cum shot, oh man. All Amateur Video #34: Gangbangs Galore is one of the weirdest DVDs I’ve ever watched. I’ll get into more detail later, but watching this skinny little skank that goes by “Candy” catch three loads in the face (including one that goes straight into her mouth, and another that rips straight up her nose I swear it is so fucking sick it’s hot). I spewed rather easily to that nonsense.

Since it's Friday, I'm blowing a bunch of lines and reviewing what I watched last night. So nice.