I knew it

There is something very weird in the air today. Something that feels completely different and unknown, like that fucked-up creature that attacked Sookie on “True Blood” last week.

I woke up all weird. Felt totally out of sorts with my body. Not liking what I see in the mirror. That would be the Ben & Jerry’s showing it’s leering face.

Ironed my shirt twice and it’s still totally wrinkled. This is one of those days. So I did a couple of lines before I left for work.

Doing blow at work is rare. I’ve done it when I needed to power through a pile of projects, and I’ve done it when I was just bored. Today I did it to get over a particularly rough patch of self-loathing and out the door. It worked.

I brought more blow with me to work. I don’t know why. I did some in the bathroom about an hour ago. More than anything, it makes the time just kind of melt away.

Then I read xTx and see that this madness is indeed going around today. Fuck.

I’m sort of stressing about Saturday. I hate these social holidays when there’s no one to spend them with. And this year, there’s no one. The one person I might’ve been able to hook up with has to work. What’s worse, I have a couple of fun things to do. I just won’t do them alone.

I’ve opted against the WET pool party, for a few reasons. There’s a pretty sweet celebrity party that I could go to, but I would feel like an ass going alone. Fuckfuckfuck.

(UPDATE/Photo credit: This picture was quite brazenly hijacked from the site "I Shoot Porn." Thankfully, dude didn't get too harsh with me for it. So thanks for that. Anyway, the site is fucking awesome and should be viewed early and often).

Last night’s cum shot: I gots some work to do

I didn’t post about last night’s blast-off, as I was studying a couple of new DVDs that showed up in the post yesterday.

Last week I discovered that Sensational Video sells their DVDs online for next to nothing. We’re talking brand new discs for as a low as 99 cents. And not just crappy, really old ones either.

Last week I ordered Big Black Dicks Dirty White Tricks 2 and All Amateur Video #34: Gangbangs Galore. The first one cost me a single buck, the latter was a whopping two. With shipping, the whole package was barely $10.

These tapes are nasty—and in the best way possible.

Let’s start with Big Black Dicks Dirty White Tricks 2. This DVD is pretty straightforward. Skanky, kind of regular looking white sluts getting banged by big-ass black dudes.

There are four scenes, each one pretty hot. I’m especially partial to a scene with “Friday.”

This whore has massive fake tits, and boy, does she ever get fucked by homeboy. Dude is big, with kind of a bear-belly, bald head and thick cock. These two get so into it, there are sequences where I swear they forget there’s even a camera there.

The guy is fucking Friday like she’s the love of his life. He “sets up shop” as I like to say in different positions and let’s her have for these long, drawn-out stretches.

She’s loving it, and comes twice. He eventually pumps her like crazy on the floor before oozing a chunky load down her face and tits.

There's another great clip of this black dude that looks to be in his mid-40s fucking this cute little blond with short hair called "Sunset Rivers." The best sequence is when he's reaming her like dog on the couch, and after and while she's like, "No, no, hold on."

The guy just looks at her and says, "Oh, yes, yes," and rams her for another good ten minutes before demanding that she "Come here" (he has to tell her twice) so he can shoot on her face.

That’s kind of the M.O. on this DVD. These give their girls some of the most thorough fucking I’ve ever seen in porn. Just real grimy, all up in that sweetness, behind-the-barn old-school boning.

These guys are my new fuck heroes, and there isn't a bad scene in the bunch.

As for last night’s cum shot, oh man. All Amateur Video #34: Gangbangs Galore is one of the weirdest DVDs I’ve ever watched. I’ll get into more detail later, but watching this skinny little skank that goes by “Candy” catch three loads in the face (including one that goes straight into her mouth, and another that rips straight up her nose I swear it is so fucking sick it’s hot). I spewed rather easily to that nonsense.

Since it's Friday, I'm blowing a bunch of lines and reviewing what I watched last night. So nice.