I need one of these chained up inside my bedroom closet. I'd be nice and feed her and let her use the bathroom and whatever. I'd only keep her in there while I went to work and stuff. So she could think about all of the things that we'd done the night before, and were going to do from the moment I got home. She'd appreciate that time, you know?
Oh, Nikkie Vixon. You vex me.
