Big Brit babe brings big boner (in my pants)

Chunky but funky: Kelly Clarkson

People be giving ol' girl a hard time for going back to her pre-pop star ways and rocking the late-nite drive-thrus like they're going out of style.

Yup, the Kellster is packing on the pounds like crazy these days, but some of us ain't mad at her for it.

She's not exactly my dreem gurl or anything, but lordy lord would I ever get all up in that double-wide fat XXL ass. You know she could take a serious pounding and come back for more.

Have a Bacon Double-Cheeseburger on me, baby. There are plenty of dudes that would be eager to churn your yummy voluptuousness like butter.

Fuck. Yes.

Chloe Marshall, Miss Surrey 2008

Uuuuunnnnnnnnnnhhhhhhhh...(the sound of me cumming on her picture).

This lovely lass reminds me of the joys of high-grade marijuana and a couple of tubs of Ben & Jerry's ice cream. A long weekend in a resort hotel with this red-hot slab of heat would be too much fun. You know skinny bitches would be talking shit, while their men would be hiding the involuntary hard-ons when she walked by. Uh huh, yeah. I just hope that there's a man somewhere in the world that is working that ass OUT. I mean getting all up in those guts and churning that shit like butter. I am jealous of that man.

Chubby chasing tendencies

What can I say? I like a big bitch. There's nothing quite like the sensation of slapping up against a big, round belly while you're fucking a hot mamacita. Like these three--oh man I could have a field day with this buffet of belly. Hmmmmm good.

And look at this side of fuck-candy. Whew. That looks like the best amusement park ride ever created. And yes, I am a filthy sex-pig.