Yeah, I love coke, porn, whores, weed, tits (all sizes), nipples, fucking, watching, jerking, eating, so on and so forth until the end of time when Jesus comes back with Michael Jackson by his side to vanquish Satan and his main minions, Kurt Cobain and Elvis Presley. It will be an epic battle, but good will win out and Jesus will admonish the world for treating HIS only begotten son MJ so poorly. We will all be in awe as Jesus explains that MJ never did anything sexytime with those little boys, but really just quietly wept and stroked their chubby little cheeks while they slept. He would put money and gifts into their pockets and shoes while they weren't looking. The world will learn that even though he knew we were killing him slowly, Michael still delivered his special message to the masses. It will be discovered that 'the Rapture' is very real, and it will be MJ's most fanatical followers who will be whisked away to heaven, which is actually the model on which Neverland Ranch was made. I also like listening to really good rappers over dope-ass beats.
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