Sunday, July 12, 2009
If buzzed driving is drunk driving, I did some major league drunk driving tonight
I went to a party in Hollywood today. I got drunk as fuck. I looked at all sorts of hot-ass bitches. There was this one fat girl. Her name was Nicole. She was a big one, even bigger than the kind of big girls that I like. But she owned her largeness in such a way that it was so fucking sexy. I know it's a cliché that black dudes like big white chicks. So the fuck what--big-ass white chicks know how to own that shit and make it hot. Nicole, if you give me the chance, I'll knock your socks off with good loving. You won't be sorry.
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