My hard drive failed yesterday

I bought it three years ago, when my iBook melted and took something near and dear to me. I cried like a baby. And then I bought a hard drive. I filled that little bastard with everything. Every song, picture, porn clip--they were all in there.

Well, when I went in to add more fun to the party, it just looked at me. And then minutes later, starting making the infamous "click of death" noise.

OK, let's see. I get fucking fired. The next day my (redacted) dies. A couple of days later, a big chunk of the last three years of my life virtually disappeared.

FML.

Heaven must be like this

When I'm dead, just burn me up and toss half of my ashes over here. I'll let you know what to do with the other half soon enough.