Showing posts with label gunplay. Show all posts
Showing posts with label gunplay. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

It's funny because they're morons

TWO Victorian men required surgery to remove slug pellets from their backsides after playfully shooting each other with an air rifle to see whether it would hurt.

The 34-year-old mates were enjoying a Sunday afternoon beer drinking session when they decided to shoot one another with an air rifle to see whether it would penetrate their skin or cause pain, Victoria Police said.

The men, from the Grampians region in Victoria's west, took it in turns to shoot each other in the backside and the leg about 5.30pm (AEST) on Sunday.

They thought they were fine but were admitted to hospital two days later requiring surgery to remove slug pellets from their rear ends and legs, police said.

The men will be interviewed by police at a later date when their medical condition improves, police said.

One man will have his firearm licence withdrawn and his firearms confiscated after the incident. (VIA AAP)

Friday, July 10, 2009

Sex is violence


I moved to Los Angeles almost nine years ago.

The first day I woke up as a resident of this city, I turned on the television. Something called “Good Day L.A.” was on.

Watching those three freaks, I knew I was in the right place. Of course, I took an immediate liking to Jillian. She talked about watching porn and hooking up with black guys—what’s not to love?

She was on Howard Stern recently.

Jillian said she enjoyed the unusual parts of her marriage most, like the crazy sex: "We have fun with gunplay and stuff like that...I don't even care that it's loaded. I said, 'Don't even tell me. I don't care.'" Jillian said she and her husband also like to play out her fantasies, in which he plays an intruder who rips her clothes off and pins her down and has his way with her: "I think he just pinned me down and there was a lot of sex talk. He had a gun [and pointed it at] the back of my head."


I hate to admit it but this kind of shit turns me on. A lot. The whole rape thing has haunted me since childhood. I’m convinced that someone at least tried to fuck me up the ass a kid. It would explain a lot. I really wish the thought of forcing sex didn’t get me off, but it does. It fucking does.

It’s why hooking up with Sex Bomb was soooo good last week. She fought hard, but I was able to overpower her, and I could tell she got off on that shit. We both did.

Fuck. Does this mean that I need to find a completely freaky bitch to be my woman? One I can control and use sexually in the most vile and demeaning ways possible. Yeah, probably...