I wanna be down in the LBK

Because in Lubbock, Texas, there are girls like Rachdro and Cam711. Girls so magical that they score weed in the shape of tiny hearts. That's why I wanna be down in the LBK.

Dig it: Halloween 2009

The cliché is that Halloween is when women get to dress up as a "slutty (fill in the blank)."

Personally, I think it’s a good thing. It’s already a pagan holiday. If women want to celebrate it by dressing as a sexual fantasy, that’s all the better. Now if only I could find myself a nice ritualistic orgy…