Vacation, pt. 1

Usually I can spot a set-up from a mile away. It was the person doing the setting up that completely threw me. It’s just so not of his nature at ALL. It’s like finding out that Lemmy holds tiny kittens and quietly weeps when no one is around.

So there I was, standing at the bar with him and this kind of hot, kind of hot little woman. Introduced as a “fetish model.” OK, tell me more.

We’re chatting, and this girl is just making 80-yard-Drew-Brees-into-the end-zone passes at me. I’m eagerly catching them, mind you. She’s tiny, but her fire was tremendous. She starts showing me pictures of her fetish model work. It’s the ones of doing ‘suspension,’ or hanging from hooks in the flesh in her back, that I found the most intriguing.

Soon enough, the setter-upper is nowhere to be found. I’m at the bar openly flirting with this woman. At some point we just started making out at the bar. She put her hand on my dick. The bartender gave me a thumbs up. This, ladies and gentlemen, was officially a vacation.

Making myself sick

Weird one last night.

I was doing coke (obvs) and trolling the internet for porn. The usual.

After I got off (thanks, Sativa Rose. Damn girl you are NASTY), I found myself wandering around aimlessly.

Somehow I found a list of the most disturbing movies of all-time.

The hands-down winner (according to most reports, anyway) is this movie called "Salo."

"Salo" is some out of control shit. In a nutshell, these crazy Nazis hire some psychos to kidnap a bunch of people and bring them back to their lair. There they subject the kidnapped to all sorts of really vile degradation. It starts with extreme sexual torture before moving into scat orgies and ultimately dismemberment and death. There is no happy ending. No one gets out alive. It's all bad.

I found one review that even had a picture. It was of one of the torture victims having his tongue cut out. Even though it was filmed in 1975 and should be cheesy, it isn't. It's horrifying and made me totally gag and almost puke on my computer.

I stumbled into the bathroom, feeling all tingly and hot. I wretched a few times, but never fully lost it.

I was able to get a glass of water in me and calm down. I smoked a few bowls, watched the most mindless shit I could on TV, and was eventually able to fall asleep.

I am not a fan of any of that kind of shit at all. Yeah, I like to get down and dirty, but it's always about having a GOOD time. I mean, I can't even watch movies like "Saw" and shit. It's all just too much.

If you can sit through stuff like "Salo," I'm seriously scared of you.

I imagine Sasha Grey just masturbates to filth like this. I mean, that's how she comes off, anyway.

Who the fuck knows?

I'm just waiting for "Orgy World 6" to show up in the post. Now that will be a good day.

Sasha is the best kind of nasty

Totally jerking off to this right now. But THIS is what's really fucking me up. Slut was made for cocaine.