I want to go to there

She may be a coin-operated girl, but her eyes are like home.

Beautiful people

Sometimes being around excessively beautiful people makes me happy. Other times it makes me sad.

There are occasions when I feel beautiful. It has been known to happen.

But on Saturday I went to a party where everyone was so fucking gorgeous it make me feel even more self-conscious than usual.

I know it probably sounds stupid, but I’m just being honest.

There’s nothing worse than standing with a group of gorgeous women oohing and aaahing over the various hot dudes at a party--and you're not one of them

I just got terrifically drunk and ate my first piece of fried chicken in years. Fuck it.